Poor neocortex

Ever start reading a book & it says this function (that your child
needs) happens in the neocortex and you think "aw crap, well count
mine out?!" Then you remember that's WHY you're reading the book &
just wonder if it's worth your time? Me either. Cause that would stink.
Sometimes I think brain transplant is really the best answer. Not a
good one, granted, just the best one...